Bad Matchmaking Thread

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"Hey Haze, as a hypercarry hero would you like to solo farm blue since we just won it and you struggled in your lane pretty hard?"

No response. Continued feed. You can lead a horse to water...
 
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Can you just add loud ass warning klaxon noises whenever a player goes 5 deaths in 10 min? Just to let the rest of team know they need to work harder to offset the rampant feeding of one lane.
 
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Two obvious smurfs on the same team. Laned against both of them and immediately knew they were smurfs. Checking Statlocker I saw that they both had under 10 total games played. How does this not immediately get flagged in game?

The funny thing is that even though they needed two smurfs to win I was still making it difficult for them and made a few very nice plays against them in 2v1 situations.

Valve, I upload and check my games to Statlocker every night after my session and I am noticing A LOT of smurfs in my games. It might not be every game but it's often enough that it has become an annoying issue. Please take the steps to punish and ban these losers.
 

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back to back the same team trio or more premades wtf is this shit
especiall the movement they clearly fucking boosting
 
Match ID: 47489312

Teams felt very unbalanced, and as an extra, the enemy team decided that being racist was the best idea in the world to add a cherry on top (They paused at the end to continue, but I had muted them).
 

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codeman_42 said:
20111344: 4 players on my team were absolutely clueless about how to play the video game I'm on a smurf with a 60% wr and usually in highish mmr games and continue to get absolutely low quality players.
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Soon as you start smurfing, however you feel about matchmaking is invalid since you're purposely going for lower elo players via a smurf account. Smurfing affects the match quality for EVERYONE else. You're griefing brother, not just smurfing
 
47496156 team goes 0-20 in 10 minutes, 0-50 in 30 minutes. I was able to do more damage than the entire team combined, unbalanced and unfun game. Appears some maybe bot accounts
 
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You goddamn brainless monkey devs. Do something about your dogshit matchmaking already cause what the fuck is this?
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Only me and Calico knew how to play the game in this match. The rest my team were literal NEW PLAYERS. HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING YOU MONKEYS!?? They play like they don't have a map and here I am trying to move from lane to lane trying to fix the lanes.
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Aside from the goddamn Talon and Paradox smurfs on my lane. I did my best but what am I supposed to do when I have this team? I AM THE SUPPORT. WHY DO I HAVE THE 2ND HIGHEST FARM ON MY TEAAAM!??? I WAS THE ONLY ONE TRYING TO STOP SPLITPUSHING, THE ONLY ONE MOVING AROUND THE MAP TRYING TO FIX THE LANES!
Does losing a game mean you get put into hell for no reason? Does your goddamn retarded formula work to punish people even more and hope to God I find a smurf on my team? OH GUESS WHAT, I HAD A GAME LIKE THAT TOO!
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LOOK AT OUR WARDEN. DAWG HE WAS SHITTING ON THE ENTIRE ENEMY TEAM. And we had an actual feeding Geist who actively tried to deliver the urn to the enemy team. And we still shitstomped them so hard it didn't matter if it was basically a 7v5.
GO FUCK YOURSELF @Yoshi How are new players supposed to learn when they keep getting matched with people sometimes up to 5 ranks higher than they are? How are those playing for a bit supposed to have fun when they get matched against smurfs and stacks while their entire team are a bunch of new players? We have been screaming at you for a long time already. But you bury your head in the ground and work on stupid shit like a fucking Aram mode. This game will not see the light of day if the matchmaking is complete dogshit. HURRDURR IT'S ALPHA. Shut the fuck up that's irrelevant. No one will care how fancy your new map designs are or how cool the fucking the actual patrons are if the you never fix your dogshit matchmaker.
Again. Respectfully go yourself Yoshi. That goes to your entire dev team too. I'm playing with bots from now on. Enjoy your feedback retards. You don't even read these posts I bet.
 
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Hello, Yoshi. I wonder if you are aware that there are a lot of cheaters in the Asia server recently. They use features like magic bullet and wallhack. For instance, in match 47453371, the player named Mirage killed Yamato at 24 minutes. It was obvious that the crosshair was not on Yamato but the bullet hit him. I have encountered many such cheaters or suspected cheaters. Reporting them is completely useless. Could you please enhance the anti-cheat system?
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2 DPS characters that each deal a lot of damage, Infernus constantly running around and dealing passive damage, the Hollyday barrels that took away half your health, and well...
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Santiagoal01 said:
Soon as you start smurfing, however you feel about matchmaking is invalid since you're purposely going for lower elo players via a smurf account. Smurfing affects the match quality for EVERYONE else. You're griefing brother, not just smurfing
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Hm... My main account is lower rank than my smurf one, does that mean if im playing on main, im smurfing?
 
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