Bad Matchmaking Thread

46918534
1762797392525.jpeg

Nothing new, stacked team comps and the fcking paige and kelvin still needing to be nerfed especially the paige split shot bugg. GJ devs. known issues still havent done shit about it for almost 2 months now.
 
46930609
This match is very very uneven, it felt like by the time mid game rolled around we had 0 map presence and nobody knew how to get it. Honestly was so boring I'm just gonna go do something else for the rest of the day that REALLY sucked.
 
46943227
Victor smurf
Ivy didn't know how to play, she used her abilities recklessly and was always low on health. Victor used her to farm. Victor was one of those super aggressive smurfs that you can't catch up to even by running or using abilities. He was always running and healing himself in the process. The enemy team was very well coordinated and our team was a disaster.
1762826745005.png
 
46945135: Holliday smurfing and possibly cheating. Haven't watched the replay yet. Holliday is a fresh steam account with 3 friends and only deadlock on it. Stomped lane and stomped entire game.
 
46945135 Smurfing Holiday just ruining the lobby because she can't keep up in higher lobbies...

This is truly ruining matchmaking

I wish the punishments would be more severe for smurfing, especially since it doesn't take much to get this game. If we ban his account. he can just make 3 more with little to no effort and go ruin other lobbies.
1762828350425.png
 
46955019 - Average Rank Phantom 5 vs Archon 6. Almost two full medals of difference wtf. Phantom team has two less than 100 game smurfs, who werent even trying to play properly and just fountain farmed the Archon team rather than ending. Valve, plz fix.
 
No one is reading this thread guys. I hope that these devs get fucked in the ass. DOGSHIT DEVS WHY DO YOU PUT 6 STACK SPIRIT AGAINST TANKS YOU DOGSHIT DEVS. AND EVERY GAME, 6 GAMES IN A ROW I HAVE A PAIGE IN MY LANE AS MINA??? COINCIDENCE??? BITCH DEVS EAT SHIT AND DIE WITH YOUR EOMM

MM IS RIGGED AS MINA YOU GET PUT IN LANE AGAINST PAIGE BILLY AND YOUR TEAM IS 6 STACK SPIRIT HEROES VS TANKS with 50% SPIRIT RES. IF YOU WIN, YOU WILL BE LANED AGAINST YOUR COUNTER
 
Last edited:
And @Yoshi here lyes the issue with this match making. You see the game says im in oracle 5, It was phantom 1 a game ago but i lost. And Its because This game puts high skilled players and low skilled players on the same team. And its not even because i made a new account. Its like this but worse on accounts with 500+ matches played. You see, That pocket on my team? Well he didnt have a fun time he actually abandoned the match. We would have lost with him but the thing is, He doesnt belong in my lobbies or the infernus or billys lobby. But some how We all got put in the piss low elo. for a match. Now reverse this with accounts with 500+ matches. Those low skilled players are getting some how boosted to high ranks because they get carried by good players. And they will put in nothing to the match, Theyre just there. Than they end up going into another match and holding people back that do belong in the elo.

Its not fun for either party. Bad players dont like getting farmed, and people on their team dont deserve to deal with a fed player 20k souls up on everyone because they went to an all you can eat buffet.


Its so out of wack that i doubt you people can even fix this without completely wiping everyones ranks.
We just want to play the game with people that are the same skill level. Every one is so sick of these 1 sided matches. Its not fun.
Deadlock 11_11_2025 1_56_02 AM.pngDeadlock 11_11_2025 1_55_51 AM.png
 
Yoshi just because I lost once doesn't mean you get to put me in another losing streak. What the fuck is this matchmaking? I literally lost ONE match then all of sudden I have idiots on my team for the next 4 games? I wanted to learn a new hero. Fuck me right? How dare I try new characters? Wasn't even the reason we lost because my team couldn't macro for shit. I am not even gonna put the fucking matches here cause you and your monkey dev team will ignore it anyway.
 
Back
Top