Bad Matchmaking Thread

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Why are we carrying around this deadweight Kelvin with us?

Also the Moe DC'd.

Can you not do a lick of matchmaking. Anything. Look at the disparity in player damage on my team. Look at theirs.

Do you think anyone wants to play these matches?
 

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Bro wtf, stop putting me in unwinnable games with absoulute worthless dogshit. I had to play this game 3 v 6 like 90% of the time. They literally ONLY fed.
 

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Thank you Valve employees for reading this thread regularly and at least making sure you're giving us an official well-written explanation about why your matchmaking makes your "game" unplayable, even though you can't fix it yet because figuring out the heroes' pronouns obviously takes a priority in these dark times that are a threat to our democracy.
 
Thank you Valve employees for reading this thread regularly and at least making sure you're giving us an official well-written explanation about why your matchmaking makes your "game" unplayable, even though you can't fix it yet because figuring out the heroes' pronouns obviously takes a priority in these dark times that are a threat to our democracy.
This game really is strange. Game WAS fun, until they totally messed up the match making. Now its so confusing. Its wildly clear the devs on this game are absolutely in over their heads, have no idea what they are doing. This has soured me to Valve in whole on another level. They are actually employing devs that are this terrible, its mind blowing.
 
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way too much disable slow on enemy team


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5 enemies dead, go afk jungle -.-
so many bad decisions
 
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Thank you Valve employees for reading this thread regularly and at least making sure you're giving us an official well-written explanation about why your matchmaking makes your "game" unplayable, even though you can't fix it yet because figuring out the heroes' pronouns obviously takes a priority in these dark times that are a threat to our democracy.
You're not entirely right — the main priority for Valve employees right now is to update the Cheat Death icon for the umpteenth time. After all, why fix matchmaking for regular players when there's feedback from the test server?
 
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probably the last i'm ever posting here because the situation is pretty obvious, i imagine the matchmaking is just not top of the list issues-wise but a literal second game player in this match is not kino
 
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There are players who shouldn't be matched like that... Game imbalance, like the vast majority of matches I'm seeing, a 50/50.
 
Do not put solo queue players against duo queue players. It makes for unfair matchmaking. https://statlocker.gg/profile/361646659/matches https://statlocker.gg/profile/1117527892/matches These two players are purposefully using matchmaking to get solo queue players against them so that they have an advantage. 43098021 @Yoshi, you have done nothing for the regular player base, but catered to the pros. I just had to recommend someone against being introduced to this game because of all the faults that makes the game absolutely trash to deal with.
 
43107352. They were a party with 2 brand new players on this team (wraith + paige). I dunno what happened here but it was a god awful match. 74k souls victor.........NVIDIA_Overlay_2025-09-23_22-21-19.png
 
How the fuck is this matchmaking?

Observe the 7200 damage Victor. How about the seven on the other side.

Arcanist II vs Arcanist IV.

Remind me that matchmaking is based on team wins right?
 

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The best part is that these matches are all used for "data-driven scientific balancing of the game", and every month we get these tweaks "X now scales 1.4% instead of 1.2%" based on matches with people who somehow manage to die 11 times in the first 15 minutes. Do you really think either team is even looking at what's happening at that point? No SuRrEnDeR oPtIoN uwu because you they want mOrE dAtA, but asking about the quality of that data is above their paygrades I guess.
 
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