Bad Matchmaking Thread

[MMG]

ID. 39006162

In summary, experienced players are using new accounts to test exploits on the new map. You can see how Pocker spent much of the match watching from an invisible roof above the map, providing information and clearing lanes. Not only are they using smurf accounts to take advantage of novice players, but they are also using actual cheats. I would like to see categorical and exemplary sanctions applied to this type of player. It is truly annoying and completely ruins the gaming experience.

It must be fun time for them, then they make videos and analyze why the game lost player count. Matchmaking is surely broken and the game doesn't feel fun but like a choir. It's nowhere near ready for open beta in this state. Perhaps they should take into consideration what average players want in game, not cater to pro sweaty 00-24h deadlock bearded manchild.

 

[flagcappingn00b]

38951493

Actual Archon player in an Alchemist lobby. What the actual hell.

 

[cgpahnke]

Match 39012199

Our team's Yamato got stuck in the enemy team's escape tunnel (the one on the left side when you approach their spawn). Not sure how it happened but I think it may have happened when she used her grappling ability as an enemy player was entering the tunnel. The player said they were unable to use the "Unstuck" button to get out.

 

[f1delity666]

39017500
so much feed to haze and wont counter.

 

[unlucky]

do something with your rank shuffle in mathces. i phantom 5 and pick Geist by first time, i playing around 10 games destroying everything on alchemist average, only time i lost is when i get full stack of 10 hours begginers with absolutly no understanding of the game. even when i play on my mains like abrams, caliko, poket i still get stuck in low rank lobby and have zero fun. putting on 1 team full stack of alchemist with 1 phantom and on other stack of archonts with 1 emmisary its not good matchmaking. let me play with my bros phantoms (my eng can be bad)

 

[unlucky]

and i play solo all the time, its not a party issue

 

[PokiW]

Fucking bebop/sven/viscious all oracle players playing with absolute fucking shitters to bring their average down.

 

[Brochelle]

Matchmaking is beyond trash right now and the FUCKING STUCK RUNNING BUG IS STILL THERE.

 

[threelettername3]

Seems like the matchmaker is shitting itself and has no idea what to do with parties anymore. But I'm a solo and idk why I have to deal with these wide spread parties. Its like this patch broke the matchmaker

 

[fifthygames]

Mo krill one trick recently the new update is giving me hero i haven't literally played before
Example this shiv and yamato on whites/low prio no games on them and i still got it with mo krill on high prio while being top 10 best mo krill in na 1.6k game on mo krill eternus 6 with only mo krill

 

[dragonmaw]

Enemy Geist (Cigarette Daydreams) was an obvious smurf. Brand new account, 75% WR, 1 friend. Maybe cheating? Nothing clearly cheating but definitely a smurf and whenever I see an account like this I get suspicious

 

[kaizxsea]

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just bring back solo queueing only pls...

 

[oneofthemanydavids]

Usually I'm on the team getting stomped but this one was one-sided in the other direction. Can't imagine that this was fun at all for the other team.

39043725

edit:

Immediately after.

39045458

I don't think my teammates even understood the basics of the game. All they did was run at the other team and die over and over.

 

[Token81]

Match ID: 39055503

This game is crazy broken. every single game over the past month has been insanely lop sided, its not fun to win easily, and it sucks to get stomped into the ground by a team of admitted smurfs, joking, gg ez, etc.. What is the point of such a broken system? You made the game pretty, but the core is so horribly broken, no wonder people are leaving in droves.

 

[MMG]

Just play other games and get rid of the stress. MM makes no sense, it's just a shit show. Like now, dude on Talon had 100k souls, 40k above others, tell me this is not some form of cheat?

 

[Thrasophius]

How much harder do you want me to carry? Why am I always the one with the double digit feeder? It's so fucking tiring. I am always one of the top players in lobby but I always lose because I can't control some shitter who keeps wading into the enemy.

 

[MMG]

You got 22 kills because the other guys were shitters as well. Perhaps a bit more organized.
Matchmaking should put you into a lobby where these numbers are hard to obtain.
And that would be fair for all.

 

[Quacksalot]

39069841

one sided stomp for us

 

[ColdFireHazard0]

39073765

just maybe...

 

[Thrasophius]

You got 22 kills because the other guys were shitters as well. Perhaps a bit more organized.
Matchmaking should put you into a lobby where these numbers are hard to obtain.
And that would be fair for all.

Exactly. The lobbies I'm put in end up like this. I'm obviously not in the skill bracket if I'm pulling those numbers but the MM still insists on putting me with shitters. It isn't fair to them, it isn't fair to me. I don't enjoy going 22 kills. I also don't like going against Archon and Phantom players and them going 22 against my team. MM is fundamentally broken.

My match I just had now:


Me and Haze were the only ones keeping pace. I lost lane, because as you see from damage, my Wraith did fuck all the entire match so I was effectively 2v1. They spent half the game going back and forth between lane and base to top up health. Haze tilted and kept dying trying to kill their seven. But the matchmaking STILL insists on putting me in these lobbies.

I've been tanked from Emissary lobbies, still the first or second MVP on my team:


To fucking Seeker lobbies. I don't enjoy shitting on the enemy team and I don't enjoy getting shit on. MM is completely fucking busted.



In this one I was the Abrams. Second MVP on team. But MM decides it's A-OK for the enemy to have 3 Archons to our 1 and an Emissary on top of it. It feels designed to keep you at whatever arbitrary rank it decides your skill is at.

I watch my replays, see where I went wrong and improve. But ti doesn't matter because I'm always stuck with shit team mates. Doesn't matter if I got 22 kills, still stuck in Alchemist/Seeker lobbies.