Bad Matchmaking Thread

Why don't you just close the thread? It's clearly a placebo thread to make it look like you give a shit. I'm tempted to just start D'Cing games because I can tell immediately when the MM has decided it's losing time. My team will get maybe one of the S tiers like Infernus. The other team will get 3 of them like Kelvin, Geist and Calico. The rest of my team will be dogshit like GT and Vindicta. The moment I see the line up, I know the type of game it will be.

Your MM is putting fucking Dynamo, Vindicta against Mirage and Calico. Like who the fuck thinks that is ok? How hard is it to change some perameters? If the enemy has 3-4 of the S-tier, swap some of them to the other team for fuck sake. "Oh but they are queueing as 3 man" alright then give them a white priority hero and not all the best heroes in the game maybe? It's honestly a fucking joke right now.
 
Lash wasn't in the game for the first 5 minutes. The only enemy player that did anything for the first 25 minutes was Seven. So then why did I get teammates that intentionally fed? Why was I deserving of a de-rank here?

I'm just not allowed to climb because I either get into games that are full rank divisions higher, or because I get inting or leaving teams.

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dog shit devs yall wanna see why mm is so bad but dont ever fix it XD
game is a waste of time trash ass teammates dropping 1-15 on mirage but im the reason i lose lanes XD make it make sense this shit is so old. also created an alt and got placed emmisary 5 how the fuck does that happen? alt is higher than my main which is bogus asf since i have more wins compared to games played on my main. fuck deadlock and the deadlock devs yall are ignorant asf (n word with the hard r)
 
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SAME TEAM TWICE IN A ROW LMAO. We found out the other team is a 6 stack. I am partied only with Supertoad916 and tomciv20. We did slightly better this time but still lost pretty quick lol.
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is there any universe out there in which the Sapphire flame wins against Amber(Haze/Lash/Inf/Dynamo and Seven)?
And yes this is the second time i am against such combination...
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WOW SO MUCH FUN! SUCH ENGAGING GAME PLAY! IT'S SO EASY TO GET 3 WALKERS AND YOUR FIRST FLEX SLOT! PERFECT GAME! NOTHING WRONG WITH MATCHMAKING! GOOD JOB YOSHI, YOU AND YOUR TEAM AREN'T USELESS AT ALL!
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Like what the fuck am i supposed to do when my lane partner feeds them 8 fucking times. I died 5 times trying to keep people alive/buy time and what does the team do? Tries to fight the team fights and not push the fucking guardian for a flex slot. Same shit different team.

I am 100% convinced the MM chooses which team will win and puts a player that feeds against players that are above the lobbys skill level. That way one lane rolls and gets massively fed to the point you cannot counter.

There is literally no counter play. If souls aren't close by 10-15mins then it's gg because the advantage just snowballs. That flex slot they have and you don't is now a tank item so your team can't push for the last guardian. Meanwhile fed lane has just gotten walker so now they are 2 flex up on you and 10k souls.

This game went from super fun to bottom of the barrel dogshit within months.
 
What an absolutely horseshit game. The idea is great, but your match making is so incredibly bad. It makes zero sense. One team always have 3-5 high ranking players, and then the opposite team is ALWAYS stacked against that with 2-3 feeders. EVERY SINGLE TIME. Doesnt matter what side you are on, the games outcome is predictable 99% of the time within the first 5 mins, if not sooner. Dumbest devs ive seen.
 
I haven't won a match in days. My last won match was 1st of July. Anyone wants to join a group and maybe try to 6 stack? tired of this really.
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What can i say, do you guys need assistance in making a basic matchmaking system? it's really not that hard.
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It's not even funny anymore... it's the worst... I'm trying but Bebop fed so much!!
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SO MUCH FUN! WOW SO EASY TO COUNTERPLAY.

Oh the enemy team took all 3 guardians? Good luck with those flex slots. Oh they got your walkers too because your infernus and geist both died 11 times? Good luck getting your flex slot! Oh the Warden singlehandedly destroyed your base guardians because your team can't do shit because he's fed? Good luck getting your flex slot! Oh You're all stuck in your base now with no way to counter, the lanes are against your base and the enemy Haze is solo'ing the midboss, stealing all the bridge buffs and taking the urns? Well we're in a gun meta so suck it up!

THE fucking moment I saw Warden and Haze in lane I knew MM decided this is a 100% loss for me. The MM ALWAYS gives the S tier heroes to whichever team it has decided will win. It's always a Kelvin/Calico, Warden/Haze or some other combo of S tier.

I can see now how the MM works. If you win too many games MM will give you your white priorities and the other team all the S tiers then tell you good luck. I can counter, I can kill, I can support but there is nothing I can do for the braindead inbred retards you decide to pair me with. Fuck MM, fuck Deadlock and fuck you.
 
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Such compelling gameplay! The walking forward! The pressing M1! Truly the epitome of skill based gameplay. *Chefs kiss* you have truly outdone yourselves Valve. You have truly made THE most balanced game ever created.
 
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Multiple griefers. The Abrahms and Pairofdicks were fighting over coms the entire match and the useless Dynamo kept adding on top of it.

I cant understand why I'm being paired with people like this.

Tell me Valve is it hard to differentiate between a useful player and a piece of shit? Is it a tough thing to figure out?
 
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