Bad Matchmaking Thread

Match ID: 74760523


A RITUALIST, EMISSARY, ARCHON, ORACLE, PHANTOM, AND ASCENDANTS WALK INTO A MATCH........

literally 6 different ranks... check the 1-12 Abrams that wouldn't stop going forward in any lane. like holding down w, robot, i have no idea what his deal is and how he's in this rank.

2 ascendants on their side?.... you put TWO top 1% of players up against 3 30% of players? OF COURSE ITS A LOSS.

This is insane. Theres no way I'm the same rank as these very bad players. No defense, no comm, on urn help, free walkers.

Lost a rank due to this match being piss-poor. Working so hard just to have it setback cause MM is broken. I should be in asc, or this whole thing needs reworking, cause aint no way this is correct ranking....
 

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I don't even know why this forum is here
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Valve has been so utterly dogshit at doing matchmakers and hasn't fixed a single one in over a decade. This whole thing is just a plecebo for when you get your shit ran by a 5 man smurf team 30k souls up at 15min.

Dead on Arrival game that will have, "man look at this cool art too bad the game's dead" articles written about it in the next 6 months
 
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How about some time goes into matchmaking and not just balance?

3-11 Yamato, 5-10 Lash, 3-12 Bebop. Like what is this matchmaking?

Oh did I mention the zero objective damage on Bebop and Paige and that Drifter is a smurf?
 
well @Yoshi. thanks for everything. yet another game of great matchmaking. this will be my final post for awhile so let me breakdown for you. every game that i find, there is always that one eternus 5/6. I have sent countless pictures of it and every time, they are the outstanding one. Now, in the game, we try to counter, fight together but to no avail because of the skill gap. on paper its ascedant v ascendant, but does it matter when they have an eternus phantom vs ascendant ascendant? the skill gap is immensenly huge. second thing, feeding. every game, there is always that one player that feeds the enemy, can't help it. sure there might be feeders every game but at least do something? there's like no comeback, no point in doing urn because they are so fat that the urn is like chump change to them where they can just walk in. Literally amazing job @Yoshi

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i just wanna say i love my match history. I played 8 games today and won only 1 lol. that was my 2nd longest game and of course it had to be a hard one. i hope your game improves to be honest. its not even a player issue at this point, its just a matchmaking issue and until you sort it out with 637 pages of feedback that you never acknowledge, just fuck off.
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hey @Yoshi you smelly dumbass. thank you again for another fun 2 games b2b losses. how the fuck did my first game get paradox and ivy that fed like idiots a combined 18 times and my abrams just play passive the whole game, but the next game i go against the same player, he's the best there ever was against my team. fuck your stupid matchmaking, fuck your balancing, fuck your idiotic programming algorithm. go fuck yourself and retire. You sent out a patch to balance heroes but not the matchmaking or your brains. absolute moronic.
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3 smurfs on the enemy team. Against clearly lower rank players that dont know how to counterplay / buy.
You'd think Valve would care about smurfing poisoning the playtest for gathering data. Unfortunately Deadlock is another unmoderated Valve game, and smurfing is allowed by Valve's incation.
 
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