Bad Matchmaking Thread

That's just what Valve games are. They simply do not care to moderate. Either accept it or stop playing Valve games.
Look, son, I’m already having a tough time in the game. Lash wasn’t banned in my last 10 matches, but when I picked Lash for a video, I found a match quickly and got annoyed when I saw that Lash was banned.


And don’t even think about suggesting that I stop playing Valve games, shut up
 
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Both matches has the prime example of Calico just running the lobby. So unpleasant, unfun and unbelieveably one-sided game, winner is whoever has the calico on their team. Even with the rank difference in the second match, it's just so damn unpleasant to meet a Calico who snowballs and is in your jungle all the time fighting 1v4 and WINNING because the character is so fundamentally overpowered (in my strongest of opinions).
 
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for 1 win i should get 4 loses. Thats how matchmaking is working? Mb then people should always lose and got 0 wr??? Because its imposible to play, the worst matchmaking in the world, even dota would be better
 
No lane was really feeding, we just got outplayed by the Infernus in the mid game who was clearly much better than the people in this game. Also had a very very long streak of wins on the same 3 characters.

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I don't think matchmaking necessarily failed here, our McGinnis is higher rank, however there should probably be some weight put on 'Character Mastery'. If all you do is play 4 different characters really really well and have a grand total of 200+ games played on them, you probably shouldn't be weighted the same as someone queueing with 7 different characters selected that they're trying to learn and have a grand total of 5 games played on all of them combined.
 

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AND FUCKING AGAIN IT KEEPS HAPPENING!

I am so fucking livid, it feels intentional at this point.

Seriously, if you can't make a matchmaker, don't open the game to a 100k people you morons!

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The biggest problem isn't matchmaking, I believe its that the initial 10 games that places you at your initial rank is busted. My friend who I'm better at in every other game placed Archon, while I placed Initiate II. I go like 20-2 KD every game win or loss, I'm not supposed to be in a rank this low.
 
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25 000 Sould difference in 15mins
Match ended in sub 25mins
Had people ziplne back to base to heal oracle lobby with ranks from eternus - archon
 
OK Seriously... what is this matchmaking? Barely a 15 minute match and we just got totally stream rolled.
 

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Please, i just want a game WITHOUT A FUCKING FEEDER OR A SMURF FOR FUCKING ONCE BEFORE I KILL OVER FROM HOW ANGRY I AM!

How do you fucking make your shit ass matchmaking from dota and cs even fucking worse?! Hu?! HOW?!
 
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Yet again, a full team with almost no deaths just wiping the floor completely with my team. I have no idea how matchmaking is this broken. I have never played a game with worse matchmaking in my life
 
Match ID: 67976643
Date: 16/03/2026
Game Build: 6,395
My teams experience: 5,955 matches
Enemy team: 991
I'd say at least 4 smurfs in the enemy team
Game was over in: 22:36
108K vs 166K
8 kills vs 37 kills

All players appears as SOLO players, with two of them referencing eachother's name
 
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