Oh great Yoshi, Deadlock’s coding sage,
We kneel before your pixelated stage!
Shiv’s knives are wild, slicing us to bits,
Nerf that dude, or we’ll throw epic fits!
Jacob Lash, the man, the myth, the king,
His awesome vibes make our hearts sing.
Drop that balance patch, today’s the call,
Make Shiv less scary, let fairness rule all!
Yoshi, you’re our hero, don’t delay,
Save our games with your update today!
Amen.