A Fate’s Tale - The witches of the SoHo Coven use games for magic. Some prefer pickup games of Bunco over wine, using the results to divine future events or fulfill spells. Others prefer things to be much faster paced, and mix some elbows and blood in with the magic. And so, the roller derby scene in the Cursed Apple came to be dominated by the SoHo Smash. The SoHo Coven’s former Headmistress, Regina Molenzo, was so engrossed in the sport that she was ousted by the others. While she supposes simply beating Bonnie Holly’s face in would restore her as Headmistress, getting the Patron to kill
her outright would be much better.
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“I’ll make this city my roller rink.”
“Welcome to the roller derby!”
“I’m here to leave some bruises!”
“Not what you expected a witch to look like? That’s your problem!”
“I brought my own team with me! And some rollerblades!”
“There’s no speed limit for me!”
“They’re gonna get the royal elbow to their face today.”
“Bonnie Holly can screw herself, I’m still the headmistress of the SoHo Coven no matter how many dice rolls in Bunco say otherwise!”
“Why ride a broom to fly when you can bewitch some roller skates instead?”
“Nobody can keep up with me!”
“I’m pushy, deal with it.”
“I’m taking their teeth.”
“They’re going to learn what it means to fight like a girl.”
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“BoHo probably bewitched you to do that!”
“[blows raspberry]”
“[armpit fart]”
“[belches then makes an exaggerated blowing noise]”
“Making me want to elbow you.”
“You wanna get kicked in the face?”
“Fine, stay in the slow lane, but stay outta my way.”
“I’ll get some beers with the ladies down at Jezebel’s instead.”
“I’m running some practices down at the roller rink.”
“I… Ugh I do roller skating lessons for kids in the afternoon.”
“Haha yeah I’ve got so much better to do… like babysit tonight.”
“It takes longer than you think to skate home.”
“I’ve got a derby to catch.”
“I can get what I want way easier than wishing for it, I’ll just jump Bonnie and break her face!”
“I really worry about my sister Molly, she hasn’t written back from prison in a while, maybe I should go make a visit instead.”
“Guess you like to get pushed around and jumped over, huh?”
Upgrade Ability 1
“Limbering up.”
“Time for some fun.”
“The acrobatics are easy, but evoking the runes on the wheels of my blades, not so
much.”
“They’ll flip out.”
“I can do a backflip!”
“Lemme stretch.”
“I can do a backflip, then rebound right at them!”
“Should have just brought my soccer uniform
instead.”
Using Ability 1
“Backflip!”
“Firelance!”
“Blazing Backflip!”
“Evoking Fire!”
Ability 1 Rebound Flip
“Woohoo!”
“Yeah!”
“Let’s do that again!”
“Double backflip!”
“Flip it again!”
Upgrading Ability 2
“I’m going to block them from my team.”
“This is going to get bloody.”
“I’m bored. Let’s see how fast I can rearrange some faces.”
“I want teeth.”
“I’ll vault right over the enemy.”
“I’m an all-terrain mean girl.”
“They are really going to regret not bringing roller skates.”
“I skate right around any obstacles.”
“True glory is when you jump over their heads, then run a lap around then rink to
get ‘em from behind and push them again.”
Using Ability 2 No Target
“Haha!”
“Ahahah!”
“Faster!”
Ability 2 Wall Target
“Here we go!”
“Ha ha ha ha, yeah!”
“This city can’t hold me!”
“Wall grinding!”
Ability 2 Hit Enemy Hero
“Coming through!”
“Outta my way!”
“Hey, I’m skating here!”
“Crush you!”
“Overhead strike!”
“Mess you up!”
Upgrade Ability 3
“There’s no speed limit for me!”
“Not all witches fly on brooms.”
“You can’t pull tricks like this on a broom!”
“They’ll be eating mu dust.”
“Pick up the pace.”