Recent content by yakubianMan

sure, but more crit than regular gun damage, and having it be so consistent seems to be a cheater. He was also doing this barely utilizing his cart

Funny hero to do it on but its blatant XD Steam: playing a game where you do more crit than regular damage is ridiculous on any character, let alone doorman.

if you think saying "ez" is comm ban worthy you have skin of paper, bones of glass, and brain of handicap

Todays suffering. Daily affirmation, you're not hard-stuck because you're bad, you're hard-stuck because they somehow conjure up the most mentally incapable teammates consistently. All three of these are back to back to back. This game will NEVER hold a player base if it continues to be this...

They changed something for the worse for only me today: rank based mm is just utterly useless with the player base being as small as it is. PLEASE DROP A PATCH ALREADY IM SICK OF GETTING MM WITH THE ONLY NEW PLAYERS ON EARTH

Mystics, keep your head up! You're not hard stuck cause you suck, you're hard stuck because somehow yoshis dev team wrote a mm algorithm that does shit like this. I swear they just recycled the code used to open cases in CS because every queue is a gamble.

matchID: 37894140 GUYS!!!! I found the 40.8% Seven loss rate root cause! Its because matchmaking is less like a MMR-matching algorithm, and more like a CS2 case opening session! Hope this helps so you can avoid the issue :3

match ID: 37665684 we won every single lane, we got all their walkers and they got one, we had nearly double their kills coming into the mid to post mid game, and yet, because yoshi smokes crystal meth and buffed comeback souls, they stayed on soul parity for the entire game. We lost a STOMP...

Lmao matchID:35772015 this just happened to me twice in a row, this seems to be the new meta Ivy was afk at minute 3 and didn't get kicked, so we lost 24k souls and barely lost the game in a 5v6 :3

I just had a game where the same thing happened to me with a grey talon, and somehow I got comms banned despite saying nothing mean to this guy XD. Match ID:35767611

There is a serious issue with the ban system in the game. Match ID 35767611, our Grey Talon just walked around punching boxes and shooting the floor after 15 minutes. I asked the other team to report them because that's toxic. We ended up coming back and winning the game without them, and...

MM will be the death of this great game sadly

matchID:35469691 Its really funny that this match counted and deranked me even though everyone left sub 10 minutes.

matchID:35368262 yoshi, please just give me one teammate I'm on my knees, hands cuffed, head down, praying that I stop getting the worst teammates on gods green earth.

match ID:35367129 60k soul diff, team was flaming, I did my best. Why does valve insist on not supporting the amazing games they make?? TF2, CS2, Deadlock..... I know steam is profitable but this game could be peak.