You're tall brunette with perfect body that farted in the bread aisle last night. I was the guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You replied "No it wasn't me!" You seemed insulted I asked. The stink grew you kept denying your flatulence, but it smelled I tried to get rid of it by waving 2 loafs of bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar