Recent content by Thrasophius

ARE YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING JOKING? I swear this is on purpose. There is no way someone thought putting seeker vs emissary is fair. Once again, MM deciding the loser before the match starts. Fuck you guys. Your game is amazing but you can't program MM for shit.

Tell me there isn't a fucking pattern going on here. I win a game and them immediately next game I get two designated shitters. They go double digit deaths, McG then comes to our lane and does fuck all but screw us out of souls so now the lane we were winning is lost. They then proceed to try...

Because Valve in the infinite knowledge decided to make the MMR more "Sure" you're at the rank you should be the older your account. They basically introduced a bias so that your rank stays around whatever you're at. I won 5 games in a row and climbed 1 rank. I lost 2 in a row and dropped 3...

Win 4 matches in a row climb to Arcanist 5. Start getting my ritualist lobbies and actually having good teams MM REALLY wants me to stay in Arcanist though. So, what does it do? Gives me a fuckin initiate player. Still thinks I'm too high. So it absolutely stacks the enemy team. Those...

Yep. They constantly touted that there weren't enough players. But that excuse is bullshit now. Sure I can see that being the case when we were sub 12k players but now we are 50k. Excuses excuses for shitty MM.

From now on I'm sitting in base if these are the matches you are giving me. Tell me how MM isn't complete dogshit and rigged? Of course the enemy team gets TWO ritualists and of course I get the fucking SEEKER in my lane. I got low souls because I'm done with this shit. I just cruised around in...

Yep. MM is utter dogshit because they keep putting people like this in my games too. They kept saying "Not enough players :-(" but that excuse doesn't hold up any more with the player spike. Their MM is and always has been trash.

Every video is full of these. Everyone saying that when they lose it's because one or two useless fucks go 10+ deaths. How are you unable to fix this? I climbed to Emissary lobbies and I'm slapped back down to fucking Alchemist lobbies. I start climbing and getting to Ritualist and I'm slapped...

I am seeing every single Deadlock streamer and all the comments saying how dogshit MM is. How every game they have at least 2 people double digit deaths.Your MM is trash

Would you look at that. HOLY SHIT. Literal fucking monkeys on my team. Once again THREE designated shitters on my team. How do you do 7k damage as Lash in a 30min game? PLEASE STOP PUTTING USELESS FUCKING IDIOTS ON MY TEAM

In my last 24 games, I have won 5. Let that sink in. MM has given me a 20% win rate. "Oh but you are just playing bad." No... absolutely not. I had the designated feeding shitter enmasse today. Four people in double digit deaths. I was the only person consistently able to do something against...

Oh fucking goody. Another loss. It's SOOOOOOO much fun losing 5 games before MM graces me with a win. Good job guys. Fantastic MM. No problem here at all.

Wow. Your matchmaking is so GOOD. It's so GOOD to play this game. So much FUN getting stomped repeatedly because once again I climbed rank and MM decided I shouldn't be there. What does MM do? Gives me the designated feeding shitters! Nearly every single one of those lost games had someone who...

I get to Arcanist 6 so you put me in ritualist lobby. That's fine. I lose once again because of shitter. You then drop my rank to Arcanist 5 And decide "You know what... This time Ritualist 2 lobby. But give the enemy team an Archon and your team an alchemist." Like, why the fuck is this...

Exactly. The lobbies I'm put in end up like this. I'm obviously not in the skill bracket if I'm pulling those numbers but the MM still insists on putting me with shitters. It isn't fair to them, it isn't fair to me. I don't enjoy going 22 kills. I also don't like going against Archon and Phantom...