Recent content by Thrasophius

Exactly. The lobbies I'm put in end up like this. I'm obviously not in the skill bracket if I'm pulling those numbers but the MM still insists on putting me with shitters. It isn't fair to them, it isn't fair to me. I don't enjoy going 22 kills. I also don't like going against Archon and Phantom...

How much harder do you want me to carry? Why am I always the one with the double digit feeder? It's so fucking tiring. I am always one of the top players in lobby but I always lose because I can't control some shitter who keeps wading into the enemy.

Would you look at that! MVP on my team again. Most objective damage, most kills, most player damage, there for the team fights. But it doesn't mean shit when once again it's my team that gets the DESIGNATED FEEDING SHITTER. I'm fucking tired of playing the best I can, beating my lane, just to...

Tell me why I get this and the enemy team is like this? It doesn't matter what you do in a match if MM decides you get the mouth breathers! We got 15 kill to their 49. SOMETHING IS FUNDAMENTALLY BROKEN WITH MM AND IT NEEDS FIXING. WHY IS SEVEN TRYING TO SOLO THE TEAM 16 TIMES? WHY IS MY LANE...

You're telling me, that there is absolutely no way MM stacks a team to make you lose or win? You're telling me it's ok that MM puts me against 3 emissary and an archon player, while my teams highest rank is ritualist. You're telling me there is absolutely nothing MM can do to stop shit like...

Wow, look at that. So fun. So balanced. Theory holds true. YET AGAIN, given the feeding shitters because MM doesn't want me to climb. You tanked my rank from emissary to arcanist and now the game feels like shit. Enemy team getting ritualist while I'm stuck with mouth breathing fucking seekers...

I can carry games, but I can't carry stupid lane feeding shitters. I get a huge soul lead for dicking the enemy team and this dumb fuck just hands the souls back to them by dying 11 fucking times. And guess what matchmaking does? Gives the enemy team, Wraith/Vyper/Holiday. This patches current...

I climbed all the way to Emissary. Was having great games like this: What does MM do? Starts giving me double digit feeders like always. I'm almost always 2nd MVP of the match but I can't do shit when the fuckers on the other side of the map are at 10 and 12 deaths. Get knocked to Arcanist...

What the fuck even is this? Did you guys change the backend again? Why am I getting the retard team again? My McGin fucking off by the enemy walker around 5 mins in and leaving me in lane alone. Green lane feeding, yellow lane feeding. Obvious smurfs on the enemy team. Why are you putting...

There was a backend MM fix I think a couple weeks ago now. Since then things have massively improved on my end. I was stuck in seeker rank losing every game but since that fix I've had big win streaks and now I'm playing in Emissary lobbies. The games are so much closer now that I'm not even mad...

Props where it is due. This was THE most fun I've had in a long ass time in this game. One of the closest matches I've had in a while. Since the MM fix not long ago, things have massively improved. If I lose it isn't a stomp as often. Whatever parameters balanced this match were exquisite. Me...

Would you look at that. MM putting another over ranked cunt in my game. Good luck Valve. I genuinely hope the game fails because you guys have fuck all clue on how to balance games.

Well doesn't that just explain everything. Putting literal Archon 5 players in alchemist lobbies. What an absolute joke. In what world is it ok to put someone 4 fucking leagues above the enemy team? Are you guys actually retarded? Same story. Archon and emissary vs alchemist. The matches I...

Just shut the game down. It's literally fucking unplayable. 9 kills to 31 and you think this matchmaking is ok? You guys are a fucking joke. Why am I constantly put with team mates that think me comboing someone is their que to run away? 5 fucking times I combo and 5 fucking times my team runs...

Here it is again boys. Climbed to high alchemist and the MM REALLY doesn't want me to fucking leave. So we are back to double digit feeding and going against teams with all the meta heroes stacked on them. Funny how I stomp with coordinated teammates at lower ranks than this but get literally...