Just make an Egg hero
It's just an Egg, you can roll slowly (you wobble).
You get 1 stamina.
No gun.
No abilities.
You can buy as many golden goose eggs as you want though.
I am unsure how I got this teleport off.
I realize this was added last patch:
- Teleporter now has the same damage rules as zipline (DoT no longer prevents usage)
I'm not entirely convinced the only things that hit me were DoTs though just off watching this clip.
I downloaded the replay and...