apostrophexx
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More secretive than Paradox, more dangerous than the OSIC, it's....

Covert Ops Bigfoot uses a silenced pistol that's notably quieter than other guns. They also gain extra melee scaling on boons.

Yes, I know people would just use Discord to get around it. It would still be funny.

People might hate this on principle. But a second to either get out of the way or shoot it? They'd work around it.

Become the assassin. Make them wonder where all their farm is going. Sneak up behind Ivy and punch her in the back of the head.

The punchline.
This might seem like a shitpost. But I think it would be really genuinely fun to run around as stealthy bigfoot, lay mines, and then kick people down hallways and into the skybox.
Thank you for reading. All numbers are probably wack and just represent a general idea of what I think would be good.

Covert Ops Bigfoot uses a silenced pistol that's notably quieter than other guns. They also gain extra melee scaling on boons.

Yes, I know people would just use Discord to get around it. It would still be funny.

People might hate this on principle. But a second to either get out of the way or shoot it? They'd work around it.

Become the assassin. Make them wonder where all their farm is going. Sneak up behind Ivy and punch her in the back of the head.

The punchline.
This might seem like a shitpost. But I think it would be really genuinely fun to run around as stealthy bigfoot, lay mines, and then kick people down hallways and into the skybox.
Thank you for reading. All numbers are probably wack and just represent a general idea of what I think would be good.