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22575095 (mirage) here I am, wondering what the fuck people are doing, as usual. What the fuck are you people doing with this matchmaker? Stop copying Blizzards homework, and make something people don't laugh at and hope Faceit fixes. jesus fucking christ.

Your matchmaker is beyond dogshit. What the fuck are you people doing?

This patch has slightly fixed me being paired against people using their keyboard for the first time. But my team is still -30+% of my souls and still balling up to fight for no reason. Fix it. Don't need to link game id's, you guys already know me. Look it up.

Your matchmaker is the worst experience in gaming history. You have taken the mantle from Blizzard. Holy shit.

21565500 Get rid of this garbage ass babysitter algorithm fucking bullshit you guys stole from Blizzard's Overatch. This is a fucking joke. you're losing actual gamers. Look at the steam charts after your dogshit patch that ruined mmr. You guys have 10+ years of mmr data from CS and Dota...

21162107 - Had the same Lash from 21155213................ except I laned against him. What a surprise, he's dogshit. And here I am, carrying, farming, and wondering why the fuck everyone is dying for no reason. Once again, add CS / Denies to matchmaking stats and weigh them heavily. Everyone...

Here's another one for ya! (PS: you can just look at my entire account for evidence of this bullshit but I'll keep posting anyway) 21155213 Give me a break, valve. You partner me with a lash who's using a keyboard for the first time and no one on my team knows what farming means. Please...

21139774 - Lol. A kelvin who dies 4 times and goes afk in base and doesn't even DC so we can leave. Valve. Please. Add early laning stats to the matchmaker. Get me out of here.

What am I writing? Can you not read? Offended by valves matchmakers since csgo launch. There's a reason people use faceit and ESEA and laugh at counter-strikes matchmaker. There's absolutely no reason why I should dominate last hits, denies, and outclass every single person in every lobby only...

21124836 - Yet again, another group of Overwatch players who have no idea how to play the game.

oh, hey look! 21117167 Another 0-15 player is on my team. I dominate my lane, and am surrounded by timmy and kyles. This is fucking terrible. You guys 110% stole blizzard's matchmaker from Overwatch that's about player retention and labeling people as babysitters, didn't you? I can smell it...

21107319, 21104872 KEKW don't need an explanation I should just stream this game live to this fucking forum at this point

21100891 - My lane partner is clueless. Up against people who can actually last hit and deny (I still out cs'd them, as usual) and our haze left Seven to farm the entire lane by himself, and was entirely fucking useless. What kind of haze can't even contribute with 4? 20813415 - Everyone was...

Mirage in both games. 19955016 - Actually had a strong lane opponent with deny but he was...... REALLY bad in team fights. I had to walk every single one of my teammates through how to actually play the game. They were all brand new. Every single one of them. 20280337 - As usual, my lane...