Recent content by oneofthemanydavids

66283552 65K soul difference. 36 to 9 kills. 36 minute game. Two of the most obvious smurfs I have ever seen duoing and rolling the game. This is so much fun. I definitely queue up to get REPEATEDLY STOMPED BY SMURFS.

66233154 This is definitely a completely legitimate, organically formed team and not just a stack of smurfs shitting up the game for everybody else. Come on, Valve. Allowing this is just shameful. I've already run into one Piss. Now I get to play against Piss 2. Your game is overrun by smurfs...

65819373 Yes, this is precisely what I want from this game. I want to be completely steamrolled by an obviously new account (no profile picture, not even 50 Deadlock games in its history) by an obvious smurf LITERALLY NAMED PISS. The longer this gets tolerated the worse it's going to get.

What makes you think I'm cheating? I'm not. I've seen too many games I've liked be ruined by these problems. I'd rather it not happen to this one too, thanks. I want to actually enjoy online gaming again not have everything be overrun by cheaters and sweats.

65297988 65269371 65161658 Great job. Truly spectacular work. Random feeders, leavers, and griefers on my team against obvious smurfs and cheaters. This is precisely what I want from a game. I want repeated unwinnable matches. I badly want a game completely overrun by horrible matchmaking...

65148748 Yes, Valve, this is precisely what I want from this game. Feeders and leavers against obvious smurfs and cheaters. I love getting absolutely rolled. This is what I queue for. I want more of this.

63293293 Sure, Valve, make a game so imbalanced that it's 4v6 and the 4 still win. The two smurfs on their team were completely reasonable to force people to play against. I sure do love repeatedly getting matched into completely unwinnable games.

Can't imagine this was fun for the other team at all. 62411009 Absolute stomp.

62259503 80K souls up, 21 to 70 in the kills. This is precisely what I want from this game and this will make it extremely successful.

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT, VALVE I WANT A GAME WITH A NEARLY 100K SOUL DIFFERENCE WHEN I CLICK PLAY I WANT TO GET COMPLETELY STEAMROLLED 55752714 I WANT MY TEAM TO FEED RELENTLESSLY THE ENTIRE GAME I WANT COMPLETLEY HORRENDOUS MATCHMAKING

54085728 73 to 26 kills. Some of the most obvious, toxic smurfs against more than one player that was clearly significantly less experienced. Valve you should be completely ashamed of yourselves when it comes to the matchmaking and dealing with the smurfing problem. When the matches are fine...

54000254 61 to 21 kills, 70k soul difference. The other team had a lot of people who didn't seem to know that farming was a thing or how useful knockdown is. Some obvious beginners. Probably wasn't fun to get rolled.

I keep seeing players stand in places that guardians and walkers can't hit while continually shooting at them. I'm assuming this isn't intended behavior as they attempt to attack you if you get near them. This is especially true if there aren't closer targets. However you can clip corners just...

53939464 Clearly inexperienced players against people abusing exploits and obviously smurfing. We killed a single guardian the entire game. Absolutely classic, Valve.

53667319 17 to 58 kills. If I had to guess at least two people on the other team were smurfs while my team clearly didn't understand that farming was a thing. Almost 70k souls down. This was a lot of fun, Valve. I sure do love completely unwinnable games. 53676797 Can't imagine this was fun...