Recent content by oneofthemanydavids

71256558 This game was completely reasonable. Completely. There is no sarcasm here.

71082670 Can't imagine this was all that much fun for the other team.

70449005 50 to 6 in the kills, 206K to 151K souls. Two people on my team that admitted to trolling the game. An obviously new Steam account on the other team which tells me that there's probably smurfing involved. This is spectacular. I'm having a wonderful time.

Absolutely phenomenal job on the matchmaking of late. I'm having a wonderful time.

69764607 This was a completely reasonable game and there are definitely no problems with smurfs and cheaters. 200k to 130k souls. 34 to 4 kills. Not even a 30 minute game. This happens far too often. If the game released with this bullshit in place there is no way I'd buy it.

67846657 At this point your refusal to deal with the atrocious matchmaking, nonstop smurfing, and rampant cheating is intentional negligence. You should be ashamed of yourselves. 35 to 9 in the kills, not even a 30 minute game. 80K soul difference. Whenever I queue up for a game I definitely...

67160559 Absolutely spectacular job, Valve. Your matchmaking will make this game legendary!

67085806 38 to 4 in the kills. I totally believe that these are legitimate players and not smurfs deliberately stacking their games. I sure have been having a lovely time lately.

66283552 65K soul difference. 36 to 9 kills. 36 minute game. Two of the most obvious smurfs I have ever seen duoing and rolling the game. This is so much fun. I definitely queue up to get REPEATEDLY STOMPED BY SMURFS.

66233154 This is definitely a completely legitimate, organically formed team and not just a stack of smurfs shitting up the game for everybody else. Come on, Valve. Allowing this is just shameful. I've already run into one Piss. Now I get to play against Piss 2. Your game is overrun by smurfs...

65819373 Yes, this is precisely what I want from this game. I want to be completely steamrolled by an obviously new account (no profile picture, not even 50 Deadlock games in its history) by an obvious smurf LITERALLY NAMED PISS. The longer this gets tolerated the worse it's going to get.

What makes you think I'm cheating? I'm not. I've seen too many games I've liked be ruined by these problems. I'd rather it not happen to this one too, thanks. I want to actually enjoy online gaming again not have everything be overrun by cheaters and sweats.

65297988 65269371 65161658 Great job. Truly spectacular work. Random feeders, leavers, and griefers on my team against obvious smurfs and cheaters. This is precisely what I want from a game. I want repeated unwinnable matches. I badly want a game completely overrun by horrible matchmaking...

65148748 Yes, Valve, this is precisely what I want from this game. Feeders and leavers against obvious smurfs and cheaters. I love getting absolutely rolled. This is what I queue for. I want more of this.

63293293 Sure, Valve, make a game so imbalanced that it's 4v6 and the 4 still win. The two smurfs on their team were completely reasonable to force people to play against. I sure do love repeatedly getting matched into completely unwinnable games.